Wednesday, November 17, 2010

grabe :)

nakakabaliw ung project sa cle :| bayan :)

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

math

--According to Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, it is possible to go slower than light and faster than light, but it is impossible to go at the speed of light. Also, there is a particle called a tackyon which is supposed to go faster than light.
english


--The "y" in signs reading "ye olde.." is properly pronounced with a "th" sound, not "y". The "th" sound does not exist in Latin, so ancient Roman occupied (present day) England used the rune "thorn" to represent "th" sounds. With the advent of the printing press the character from the Roman alphabet which closest resembled thorn was the lower case "y".
science


--that a cricket's ears are on its knees? That a fly has tastebuds on its feet.

JOKES???

Teacher:manuel spell horse?
Manuel:H....o...
Teacher:Bilisan mo!
Manuel:H..O..R
Teacher:Sabing bilisan mo eh!!
Manuel: Ya!tigidig..tigidid..tigidig.....

--jemya :D

Husband: (Balikbayan) Honey, bakit mukhang Amerkano ‘tong anak natin, wala naman sa lahi natin ito a.

Wife: Di ba Hon,mahilig ka sa imported. Iyong mga kotse natin, German made. Iyong appliances natin halos mga Japan made. E, iyong jewelries naman natin, mostly mga European made. Kaya itong baby natin, may pagka American made.

--:))

anak:tay ano po ang english sa kape

tay:adi gay 3 in 1

anak:kala ko po e coffee?

tay:coffee, kung walang asuka

ryan bang of pbb singing PINOY AKO